Yoga
- Me: I feel like doing yoga.
- Roommate: Do it- they have yoga on fit TV.
- Me: Really I just want to use my new mat.
- Roommate: You can do yoga while I eat chocolate cake.
- Me: You can be my teacher. Softly molding my form, coddling the student. Ommmmmm.
- Roommate: Neg.
- Roommate: I will sit on the couch with cake and ice cream. And ommmm that.
- Me: Muahahah. That's equally as calming.
