The Daily Chris (he's on a roll today)

Chris: So when does McLadden's (new Irish Pub) open? I'm getting sick of SideBunk (editor's translation: SideBar, the newish Guido-y bar in our hood)
Me: I hate Sidebar, last time we went it was a Jersey Shore invasion
Chris: Sidebar smells like LA Looks Hair Gel (mega hold) and fake tanner smells- the kind you used to smell like when you sprayed (editor's note: I had a love for fake tanning in college. I have since recovered.)
Me: HAHAHAH
Chris: BTW I was looking at that picture on your blog of us... you always make fun of my hands being stubby... but they look so powerful and strong in that shot. Like little mitts.
Chris: I'm dead serious. Take another look. Yours are long lady fingers, mine are dry, and not stubby.
Me: I gg.

MegBurns