MegBurns

This is my new water bottle. It is ninja for the following reasons:

1. It has a peace-sign top.

2. It has a tie-dye grip with peace-sign cutouts. This is major when considering sweaty hands at the gym.

3. YOU CAN STORE 2 METERS OF DUCT TAPE UNDER THE TIE-DIE GRIP. You know, for emergencies.

4. It comes WITH the splash gaurd. Said splash gaurd is far superior to Nalgene splashgaurds, that, in fact, splash you in the face. Oh, and cost extra.

5. The peace-sign top is ATTACHED to the bottle with a string. A STRING. Not a bouncy piece of plastic that breaks, or absolutely nothing, so you have to lay your cap on a grimy treadmill at the gym. Take THAT, Sigg.

6. Instead of EXPLODING when in freezing temps, this bad boys rocks on, with it’s aforementioned easy open lid.

6. It was $10. Actually less, since I got it at EMS and may or may not still use my student ID. Sorry?

I’m going to go walk it around the office, I think, so people can be jealous and ask me where I got it.

UPDATE: I forgot to mention that this plastic does not leak poison. Just a little bonus.