Animal Rescues
- Me: OMG I finally found a Cavalier for rescue in the area but we don't have a chance
- Jess: Oh no!! Why??
- Me: This rescue is nuts. You MUST be 25, have a fenced in yard, MUST have EXTENSIVE vet references, and you MUST have another dog or other animals- absolutely NO first time dog owners are accepted.
- Me: I can't believe it- I mean I understand you want them to go to good homes, but god knows I'm hella more mature then a lot of 25 year olds. Isn't that age discrimination? And must have other pets?? Why?
- Jess: Just lie and say you have an adorable parakeet named Jess.
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