MegBurns

suburbanite in the 860. clothes addict, pr junkie.
meghan.m.burns@gmail.com
@MegBurns

Craigslist

So, I’ve had this table up for sale on Craigslist. I had a couple of shorties show some interest but it wasn’t moving quick enough for me so I dropped the price to $20. For a whole dining set! Really, I’m just too lazy to move it to my new place just to sell it there anyways, so I just want to get rid of it. AKA this is a NINJA DEAL.

Of course my little price adjustment blew up Craigslist and now I’m getting hammered with emails. The names of interested parties are so beyond random that I actually googled the email addressed to make sure they weren’t spam. The majority are actual, accountable human beings. Names so far include:

- Gisele

- Flor

- Holly*

- Dawne (her last name was even better but I’ll protect her privacy)

Seeing as most people I know are named Meghan, Jessica, Emily, Michelle, Ashley, Sarah, Jennifer, or Lindsey, I found this to be highly entertaining.

*Currently in the running to score my table. We’ll see if she’s a no-show.

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