MegBurns

suburbanite in the 860. clothes addict, pr junkie.
meghan.m.burns@gmail.com
@MegBurns

The Daily Chris: Wisdom Teeth Removal, edition

  • Chris (pre-appointment): My consultation is at 9:30 this morning. Behind (local store) if you want to support me during this difficult time.
  • Meg: I feel strongly that you will get through this.
  • Chris (post appointment): They are going to CRACK MY TEETH. Out for four days!!!
  • Meg: Good! Get it done!
  • Chris: I'm not that concerned. I definitely have a high tolerance for pain.
  • Meg: I can totally tell.
  • Chris: Can u get a wheel chair
  • Chris: I want one
  • Chris: for my surgery
  • Chris: I also want to be spoon fed with sponge baths..and gallons of pinkberry
  • Me: OMG
  • Me: I am so not ready for this
  • Chris: I want a neck brace too
  • Me: I think it's time to call your mom.
  • Chris: Oh, I already told her too.
  • Chris: double help!
  • Chris: double attention!
  • Chris: She said, "don't you have Meg?"
  • Me: Seriously, God help me.
  • Chris: Fine, don't help me. Let me pass in my sleep.
  1. babs-the-red said: Oh men! Can’t live with em, can’t live without em. I was ready to walk out of my surgery but I think its required by law that they take you out to the car in a wheelchair! Psh.
  2. megburns posted this