Daily Chris: jealous of a dog, edition
- Chris: So how's your dog?
- Me: Good...? I don't get him until Tuesday...
- Chris: So, are you going to get me a present? Like how a mom gets a new big brother a present when he gets a new brother or sister?
- Me: Are you for real? Am I your mom? Are you my child?
- Chris: Well sort of, you watch over me. And you used to give me attention :(
- Me: You are the only 24-year old human I know that feels threatened by a 9 lb dachshund.
