MegBurns

suburbanite in the 860. clothes addict, pr junkie.
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Capt. RJ Burns (aka dad) made his television debut last night.

You must watch to the end to catch his words of wisdom. No comments on my “I was filming with my iPhone while it was on TV” media clip.

I told my friend that I wish I’d worn a sleeping bag today so I could squeeze a nap in while standing up.
A solution does exist.

I told my friend that I wish I’d worn a sleeping bag today so I could squeeze a nap in while standing up.

A solution does exist.

theatlantic:

Inside Smellvertising, the Scented Advertising Tactic Coming Soon to a City Near You

Bus stops are typically not the place where you want to hoover in a big noseful of air. Car exhaust, stale cigarettes and fresh urine – the noxious bouquet of mass transit is anything but welcoming.
In this hazy stinkscape of forlorn odors, a food company is launching a marketing campaign.
By the end of today, crews in London, Manchester, Glasgow and other U.K. cities will have outfitted 10 bus stops with large advertisements for “McCain Ready Baked Jackets,” a frozen baked-potato product that microwaves to readiness in 5 minutes. Each billboard includes a fiberglass potato sculpture and a mysterious button: Push it, and the tuber discharges the aroma of “slow oven-baked jacket potatoes.” Read more.
[Image: JCDecaux]

So, does this mean Smell-O-Vision is making a comeback?

Can’t wait til the first client asks for this

theatlantic:

Inside Smellvertising, the Scented Advertising Tactic Coming Soon to a City Near You

Bus stops are typically not the place where you want to hoover in a big noseful of air. Car exhaust, stale cigarettes and fresh urine – the noxious bouquet of mass transit is anything but welcoming.

In this hazy stinkscape of forlorn odors, a food company is launching a marketing campaign.

By the end of today, crews in London, Manchester, Glasgow and other U.K. cities will have outfitted 10 bus stops with large advertisements for “McCain Ready Baked Jackets,” a frozen baked-potato product that microwaves to readiness in 5 minutes. Each billboard includes a fiberglass potato sculpture and a mysterious button: Push it, and the tuber discharges the aroma of “slow oven-baked jacket potatoes.” Read more.

[Image: JCDecaux]

So, does this mean Smell-O-Vision is making a comeback?

Can’t wait til the first client asks for this

Connecticut, in a nutshell.

Connecticut, in a nutshell.

Daily Chris: Haircut Edition

  • Me (last Wednesday): Chris, I was at the hair place so I just went ahead and made you an appointment for next Friday, at 5. You need a haircut.
  • Chris: uh huh ok thanks
  • Me (last Thursday): Chris, don't forget, hair cut next Friday at 5
  • Chris: uh huh
  • Me (last Friday): Chris, don't forget, hair cut next Friday at 5
  • Chris: uh huh
  • Me (on Monday and Tuesday): Chris, don't forget, hair cut THIS FRIDAY at 5
  • Chris: Meggg ok
  • Chris (today): Hey Meg, when is my haircut again?
  • Me: *face palm*

PR FAIL

When you send out an important release and then run to the bathroom and see a missed call from your target city on your cell when you back.

Convinced you’ve missed the biggest placement in America, you dial back and discover it was:

a survey from Comcast.

In case you wondering if I still watched Teen Mom.
Lots of heartbreak these days. I’m struggling through.

In case you wondering if I still watched Teen Mom.

Lots of heartbreak these days. I’m struggling through.

Little cocktail photo shoot at work today. 

I have graciously tasted every recipe.

Tuesday is better then Monday.

Little cocktail photo shoot at work today.

I have graciously tasted every recipe.

Tuesday is better then Monday.

Chris returned to work today.

The wisdom tooth debacle has commenced.

Michigan State University surveyed more than 700 employers seeking to hire recent college graduates. Nearly one-third said parents had submitted resumes on their child’s behalf, some without even informing the child. One-quarter reported hearing from parents urging the employer to hire their son or daughter for a position. Four percent of respondents reported that a parent actually showed up for the candidate’s job interview.

Bring Your Parent To Work Day: So-called helicopter parents have hit the workplace, phoning employers to advocate on behalf of their adult children. Human resource managers say more parents are trying to negotiate salary and benefits and are even sitting in on job interviews. (via nprfreshair)

I asked one intern candidate recently why they applied for this particular internship and she responded “because my mom told me to.”

oh.

(via thecornerofyesterdayandtomorrow)