March 2010
69 posts
Daily Double (one wasn't enough)
Chris: Nacho grande for lunch, are they serious?
Me: Ew. Do you sit with the kids at lunch?
Chris: Nah I sit solo I love it
Me: That's so sad!
Chris: I might sit with the cooler crowd today I'm feeling brave
Me: Do the kids love it when you sit when them?
Chris: Yea except for Alex
Chris: He's too cool
Me: Who's Alex?
Chris: He's the coolest sophomore. Best hair, coolest clothes, fastest runner
Me: You are seriously out of control
The Daily Chris
Chris: I haven't seen you in over a day now, do you look the same?
Me: I think so, maybe a little cuter
Chris: I'm a high school French teacher today. I get to watch the movie Chocolat all day with English subtitles. Johnny Depp, yes please!
Chris: At least I'll be able to perfect my French imitations.
Me: Solid point.
*time passes*
Chris: All girl French class + Johnny Depp sex scene = non stop giggles. Shoot me.
Me: AHAHHAH so awkward.
Chris: I'm dying. this one girl was like "OMG! Johnny Depp is like, so perfect. He's so chiseled!"
Model Substitute
Chris: (redacted) Elementary has gymnastics equipment set up and they're not supposed to be on it while a sub is here so I just threw beach balls at them for the past half hour.
Chris: And they loved it.
Me: What?! Isn't that legally child abuse?!
Chris: 3 more classes to go...
The fab 5
I was tagged by Jaclyn!
When I was a wee lass, I had an unhealthy level of confidence. Therefore, I was pretty certain that I was going to be a supermodel. One day, I got all frilled out in my favorite Laura Ashley dress, caked on the Pretty Miss (remember that stuff? oh hiy, magenta wax lipstick) and made my brother take photos of me posing by the birch tree in the front yard (to you know, send...
Happy Birthday Meg!
truebluelist:
It was Miss Meg Burns Birthday and we all went out to celebrate last night to Damon’s. I just had a few drinks there, but it’s as good as she says it is - LOTS of TVs but, it was still conducive to conversation. As always, the company was great and Meg had a great birthday!!
Thank you thank you thank you for my gorgeous cuff! I love it! And thanks for dragging Ed with you- I...
The debut of the "wine rack" →
NOT the wine “rack” you keep in your kitchen. Click through for my friend Connie’s review of this hilarious contraption.
3 tags
4 tags
First Dates
Me: HOW WAS YOUR DATE?!!
Kendyl: Perfect. 26, rugby player from Nebraska, getting his educational doctorate, loves teaching and traveling...
Me: Um can you say perfect?
Me: What's his last name? Does it work with Kendyl? (note: don't act like you weren't thinking that already)
Kendyl: His last name is (redacted but starts with an H)
Kendyl: My only prerequisite for a last name is that it's after C and before T
Kendyl: I HATED being either dead last or first when they did 'reverse" days (note: Kendyl's last name starts with W)
Kendyl: I want my children to be in the middle of the alphabet
Kendyl: weird?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Kendyl: IT WAS SERIOUSLY TRAUMATIZING!
Kendyl: I fell asleep at my graduation it took so long to get to me
Me: This just keeps getting better
honestlyashley asked: My question is WHEN CAN WE GET COCONUT MARGARITAS TOGETHER, neighbor?!?!
2 tags
ellens asked: COCONUT MARGARITAS??? Where in the hell would I find something that sounds delicious?! Aren't you in CT? Perhaps we could grab one together the next time I swing through?
On Substitute Teaching
Chris: Four more kindergarten classes of gym
Chris: Some of these kids are so cute and others are hard to look at with their boogers
Me: HAHA
**time passes**
Chris: So I had this kid pee
Chris: everywhere
Chris: soaked his pants
Me: STOP
Chris: He looked at me all confused and I was like Billy Madison
Chris: GEW! Ernie peed his pants!
“You just posted about your pale, transparent feet.”
– Chris, on a) the lack of my blog post’s quality lately and b) my severe vitamin D deficiency
3 tags
Fun Fact
When it’s a gorgeous spring morning (sunny but chilly) I turn the heat up in my car so I can pretend the sunshine is really warm.
Mail
Yesterday, I got a handwritten note in the mail from a good friend that’s lived far away since we graduated college. The note contained fun facts that she could have easily sent via text or email (she’s moving back!!) but instead she wrote them down and waited the two whole days it takes to send things via snail mail.
I was so surprised! It warmed my heart* and couldn’t have...
“He just wants to get you a loan!”
– Local car dealership’s radio ad.
Read it out loud.
Yeah. That’d be “HE JUST WANTS TO GET YOU ALONE!”
Awesome tagline, car salesman! For future reference: radio = AUDIO ONLY. Think about it?
