February 2012
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Daily Chris: Haircut Edition
Me (last Wednesday): Chris, I was at the hair place so I just went ahead and made you an appointment for next Friday, at 5. You need a haircut.
Chris: uh huh ok thanks
Me (last Thursday): Chris, don't forget, hair cut next Friday at 5
Chris: uh huh
Me (last Friday): Chris, don't forget, hair cut next Friday at 5
Chris: uh huh
Me (on Monday and Tuesday): Chris, don't forget, hair cut THIS FRIDAY at 5
Chris: Meggg ok
Chris (today): Hey Meg, when is my haircut again?
Me: *face palm*
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PR FAIL
When you send out an important release and then run to the bathroom and see a missed call from your target city on your cell when you back.
Convinced you’ve missed the biggest placement in America, you dial back and discover it was:
a survey from Comcast.
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Chris returned to work today.
The wisdom tooth debacle has commenced.
“Michigan State University surveyed more than 700 employers seeking to hire...”
– Bring Your Parent To Work Day: So-called helicopter parents have hit the workplace, phoning employers to advocate on behalf of their adult children. Human resource managers say more parents are trying to negotiate salary and benefits and are even sitting in on job interviews. (via nprfreshair)
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Bad Girlfriend Award
So apparently getting your wizzies out is no joke (I was born without them. Genetically superior, I know. I’m pretty sure my kids will be born without armpit hair or some other worthless trait).
Chris passed out in CVS and then puked blood. I have now relegated myself to be his personal nurse and am working off my “you’ll be FINEEEEE” guilt by investing in tubs of...
Moment of Silence
For C. Hall, who is currently undergoing wisdom tooth surgery.
(moment of silence being for me, who has to care for him for the next few days)
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January 2012
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Crate Training
Miles is crate trained and has been put in his crate whenever we leave the house for the entire year and a half we’ve had him. He doesn’t cry or a make a peep when he’s in his crate, but lately he’s been a bit more resistant to staying in there (he used to lay down when I put him in, now he tries to make a run for it when I close the door).
If Chris leaves him out, he...
MeredithBklyn: A Madewell Mystery Gift Card could... →
madewell:
Hey, Tumblr followers,
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• Atlanta, GA
• Charlotte, NC
• Farmington, CT
• King of Prussia, PA
• Washington, D.C.
A: They’re all about to get some good news…
See? Intern Cece can barely handle the anticipation.
This…
YAY!!! We’re on the list!!! Westfarms Mall, seeya Saturday!
The Daily Chris: Wisdom Teeth Removal, edition
Chris (pre-appointment): My consultation is at 9:30 this morning. Behind (local store) if you want to support me during this difficult time.
Meg: I feel strongly that you will get through this.
Chris (post appointment): They are going to CRACK MY TEETH. Out for four days!!!
Meg: Good! Get it done!
Chris: I'm not that concerned. I definitely have a high tolerance for pain.
Meg: I can totally tell.
Chris: Can u get a wheel chair
Chris: I want one
Chris: for my surgery
Chris: I also want to be spoon fed with sponge baths..and gallons of pinkberry
Me: OMG
Me: I am so not ready for this
Chris: I want a neck brace too
Me: I think it's time to call your mom.
Chris: Oh, I already told her too.
Chris: double help!
Chris: double attention!
Chris: She said, "don't you have Meg?"
Me: Seriously, God help me.
Chris: Fine, don't help me. Let me pass in my sleep.
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For the first time in my life
I have finished an entire Chapstick.
lissak06 replied to your photo: Just booked a little spontaneous getaway to NYC in…
but what do you do with miles? I was so tempted to by the NYC Palace hotel deal last night for the same reason! But what will I do with lola? LOL.
We are super lucky that a) Miles is more or less a cat b) he is very popular and c) our apartment is in a prime location that friends are happy to use. Most of...
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Tough question of the day:
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5 Fashion PR Assistants, 5 Awesome Outfits! →
I love what they’re trying to do here (give credit where credit’s due) but.
The average PR assistant makes less than $30,000/year.
Not computing.
jelizabethl asked: Just wanted to say thanks for posting your GENIUS idea of using clear tape as a laminate for the Erin Condren planner. I finally got around to fixing mine and am so happy with the results. Hope you have a great week!
gasp-shock replied to your photo: Lately I’ve been wearing the same rotation of…
Re the tee: have you noticed any tiny holes appearing as you wear it? I LOVE J Crew’s vintage t fabric, but every single shirt had at least one tiny hole appear (typically near seams or the waist) within a few wears. Is Dolci cut from a finer cloth?
Good question, I have also noticed this in their vintage...
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pinkseersucker asked: Did you forget Vegas is my second home!?!?! Canyon Ranch at Venetian/Palazzo has a good rate to use their spa facilities,Wynn/Encore has incredible window shopping and if you can get tickets to La Reve GO, it is AMAZING. Comme Ca at The Cosmopolitan is great food with views of the strip, Mon Ami Gabi at the Paris looks out at the Bellagio fountain and the Vdara/Aria are very 'un-Vegas'....
Watching the Bachelor
These girls are pathetic. Like, how do you even have such low self confidence?!
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