To pee inside the hood of my coat that I laid on the ground while I ran upstairs really quickly.
Of course I didn’t KNOW that sweet M was capable of being so wretched so I picked my coat up fast when I came back down stairs.
Cue me, my coat, and our entire kitchen getting absolutely, 200% soaked. I didn’t even know a 9 lb dog could produce that much liquid. Top 3 most angry I’ve been at him, ever.
On the bright side, I’m almost positive I have to throw my coat away, so that must mean it will warm up soon right??
Anonymous asked: Hi there - I can't send links but your lamp is Thomas O'Brien's Hicks Pendant from Circa Lighting
In shock at how fast y’all found that lamp! THANK YOU!!!
hollyvarjak20 asked: Hi Jaclyn - I am getting married this spring and am looking for the perfect shoe to wear on my wedding day. My fiance and I are the same height so I'd really like to find a dressy, flat shoe or sandal to wear (so that I don't tower over him!). I am wondering if you have any ideas that won't break the bank. I am hoping to find something neutral, either beige, silver or gold would. Thank you!
If you prefer a sandal, my favorite bridal-ish one I’ve seen is this ornate version by Jeffrey Campbell ($185).
If you want something simple, comfortable and chic, Kate Spade’s Cayman flats are just $68 and might fit the bill perfectly. Kate Spade’s Flambe flats are pretty too ($125). For a similar look, Adrianna Papell’s evening ballet flats are $89. The ecru or blush colors are nice. Another affordable option: Nine West’s satin ballet flats are just $70 and available in silver or cold.
If you like glitter, these Pretty Ballerinas flats ($180) are gorgeous. You could with a metallic D’Orsay flat too. These Maiden Lane ones are on sale on Gilt for $79 (from $110). alice + olivia’s Hilary flats on Shopbop ($255) are pretty.
Also take a look at Anthropologie’s chic, light blue pointed toe flats ($98). A cute nod to something blue?
I hope you like one of these or (at the very least it gives you somewhere to start looking!). :)
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You guys are way more saavy than I am - I’m looking for a restaurant or bar in downtown San Francisco with room for a group of people to meet AND be able to hear one another talk. On a weekday evening. Must be able to make reservations.
I just got this invite to tumblr’s SXSW party (because of work. MegBurns.com is not and never will be cool enough to get invites to tumblr Party Busses). I have never felt so OLD and UNCOOL. I have no idea what/who “No Age” and “Perfect Pussy” are and I haven’t gotten an invite covered in images of pizza, tacos, and beer since 2008.
BRB while I go apply eye cream.
Oh, seriously though tumblr thank you for the invite. It’s not your fault I’m not cool enough.